PRESSURE PRESS ARCHIVE

RETICULATED DAYS IN THE LIVES OF A REGULAR MAN

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CHAPTER 14

UN-FUCKING BE-LIEVABLE, UN-FUCKING BE-LIEVABLE, I repeat over & over & over at the kitchen table.

"What is it?" Diane questions, her tea-bag like an anchor pulled from dark honey lake.

"Un-fucking be-lievable!" I continue chanting my mantra, holding the letter, shaking my head.

"You never tell me about nothin', Ron," she knifes in as a whisper.

"Atom Mind magazine has asked me to be featured in The Living Poets Series. I'm totally astounded!"

"Does it pay any money?"

"Oh, a little, but that doesn't matter. I can't believe I'm included with the absolute greatest Poets of America! Un-fucking be-lievable...," I trail off. "But I need to write a 5,000 word autobiography."

I celebrate Atom Mind's request with consecutive cans of beer since it IS Friday.

I wake at like 6 in the morning, fix a 12-cup pot of electrocuted coffee, & I get about a third of it into a giant glass mug I've owned since 1978.

Suddenly, explosively, I'm writing an autobiographical sketch. I down 3(!) POTS OF COFFEE, smoke thru a pack of Marlboro Lights, & suck a couple pipes. I'm shaking & quaking & jesus fuck what a rich Life I have indeed led. At 4 in the afternoon I'm to 1985, at 5,000 words. I'm burnt, wide-eyed, hyperventilating at the desk, & know if I say one name like Kurt Nimmo or Cheryl Townsend I cld go on another 5,000 words, so end the thing, & dive into my cold case of Genny Cream Ale printing it all up. 11 pages long packed with astonishing dicotomies & paradoxes.

Un-fucking Be-lievable.

& I haven't even included these PAST 10 YEARS, when so much more happened, & there is so much more to say, to capture. But I'm a blithering nut, almost fainting at the sink downstairs, & if I just get this much to Greg Smith, the Editor, I can cool down for a while.

What will I tell Judy at work tonight when she asks what I did this weekend?

I drank a case of Genny Cream Ale.

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