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Characters:

Sam, appearing as a toughened blue-collar man & hunter.

Denise, Sam's wife, heavily make-upped like a doll's face.

Sally, the counselor, older than the couple

ACT ONE

Setting: The three characters sit in chairs creating an isosceles triangle in a small, bare room high-lighted by a large painting, a Renaissance print of Baby Jesus ascended in a magical stance floating & lit with surrounding light over pastures & low, green hills, smiling that Celestial Grin so gently.

Sam (agitated & uncomfortable in his chair): Seventeen Years. Or is it eighteen? Nineteen Seventy-Eight. We escaped, I was only 24, driving cross-country to Seattle.

Denise: I loved Seattle. (She focuses hard at Sally). He was so gentle. Those were good times.

Sam: If you say so, but I cld argue the point!

Sally (therapeutically): What is it that attracted you to Denise?

Sam (confused): We're not kids anymore.

Denise (ever-defensive): You've become so mean & cruel & pessimistic.

Sam (explaining tilted forward towards Sally): I'm a writer. I need private moments of personal intensity to create. I find the World very cruel & pessimism is reasonable reaction.

Denise: I don't want you to be Ken & me, Barbie. Or The Carol Reed Show.

Sally (looking ill, tired, victimized): What do you want from Sam?

Denise: He cld come to a PTA meeting once in a while.

Sam: I'd rather listen to a lone cello on a rainy evening in my room.

Denise: He listens to crazy music too.

Sally (perked up by what she thinks is a relevant clue): Don't you attend functions for yr kids?

Sam: Of course I do, but not ALL THE TIME. Not beyond my kids. She doesn't just go to PTA meetings, she's the President!

Denise: But I LIKE to do things like that.

Sally (glancing at her watch): Do you two go out together?

ACT TWO

Setting: Parked in their car in an alley, Sam & Denise share ajoint.

Denise (flushed & happy by a good, long hit): Testicles.

Sam: Huh?

Denise: Testicles. See those red things over there at the bottom of that building.

Sam: I think they're truck-guards, probably a city ordinance.

Denise (smiling): Balls.

Sam: Breasts!

ACT THREE

Setting: Darker light in the same car in a differently angled location in the alley. Sam & Denise are very stoned & continue passing a joint, smoking, slumped, grinning a near Celestial Grin.

Sam: All the Surrealism blaring

Denise: Along walls, those shadows

Sam: Piece of summer sickle moon

Denise: Psychology Microscope Analyze the Analyzer!

Sam: Do you believe, still, in God?

Denise: Yes. You still don't?

Sam: Of course not.

Denise: You're SO pessimistic. Aren't you EVER optimistic?

Sam: We're not kids anymore.

Denise: I want to go sit in a tree.

Sam: Sit in a tree?

Denise: I used to climb trees when I was a kid, & sit in them, with the wind blowing the leaves, & you're high up so the birds sound clearer...

Sam: AND?

Denise: