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ACADEMIC LITERARY CRITICISM

4/9?/95

paul,

here's stooge spoof with oberc     if you be curly then maybe you can run it like a wheel around the floor, go great comedy slap-stick, ok? if it don't work trash it      get plenty more porno for the thing how about total glory lesbian porno?

yeah, TAPROOTS is good      bob gruman or what's his name adds a nice perspective like to "language" poetry, but it's only a matter of time he fucks with us      i'm sure we don't fit into the intellectualisms, at least according to him      bennett's response surprised me a bit, but so what      that book's probably the least attacking than any! jesus

HAPPY BIRTHDAY motherfucker

will await on yr response to the thing i sent you already about NAKEDNESS of weinman      if you want something different let me know more of direction you want me to go      yeah, send me a bunch of the nude white boy      ok, thanks for more spoofs      i got a good supply now except for the hartenbach, down to like 10     keep yr cock down at readings      no sexual frenzy masturbation (try it!) on stage that's common sense       or mary on her knees sucking while you recite yr odes!      over & out,

4/10?/95

mckinnon called last night questioning UPC conference      now that nimmo's resigned i'm having 2nd thots too      won't be right without kurt there      all these goddamn politics         i'll give myself a month to see what happens, but i might back out      i only have a couple vacation days      pat sd he just wants to come out to erie & visit      he thot yr nude thing pretty funny & noble      later lonnie called, very drunk, asking to me if i'd read for dave pratt's benefit reading, dave's dying of cancer (at 52), i don't know the guy, i sd sure, may 6th or something at the annex, i met pratt about 10 years ago at the micheline reading when dave & his likewise trashed friend gave jack trouble & lonnie had to intervene      anyways, sure, i'll read, & not in the nude drank guiness with john biggie friday night in wee hours almost coming down to boycotting UPC is a more correct participation mckinnon off pot, has long since drinking (a wild drunk), but he talked about some strange-acting drug, made from like rain-forest plants, that lasts 30 hours & restores memory, you can't function you need somebody straight to help you, but you realize, you remember everything in yr life     it's a cold rain this morning, just lovely      maybe ACADEMIC LITERARY CRITICISM is a good stooge title      i imagine you do a good curly imitation, right?      expose all secrets to society,

he
by moe

wants to press his lips
on my ass-cheek, leave
a suck-kiss tattoo for
morning when i can't sit
to type a poem about
his tongue in my hairy
asshole, about
my yellow cum signature
on his chinny-chin-chin
& my baseball bat cock
hefted up over my shoulder
to blast one over a fence of
disgust

she
by moe

wants to dribble pee
over my prone chest since i'm
drunk i giggle ok do it bitch
it's warm lime juice really
it's cool, she'
s strung my wrists back
& my ankles down
so i can just wiggle
tickles
dripping off the sides of my
ribs "i can now tell my friends
i've pissed on a poet"
she
snickers, turns over me, her great
wide ass appears widened by her
long fingers, & something like a dirty
head of a tulip-bulb appears pushing
thru moist brown ground
i gulp I HAVE SEEN THE BEST
MINDS OF MY GENERATION
i begin to stutter, to pronounce

my
by moe

sister presents me with
a translated egyptian love poems book
i'm 18
& have not yet totally visualized
her masturbating at sweet 16

nobody
by moe

knows what to say
about my poems
a few people nod saying
very good
i'm thinking fuck all you ass-
sucks you motherfucking
shit excuses
for an audience

she
by moe

realizes moments
after our tongues
twirl together thru our
mouths & my right hand is
milking her left tit my other hand
is at her buckle, pulling
hey
she pushes away
you're
drunk
& i'm on the rag

he
by moe

discounts eventual liver destruction
& any fact of middle-age crisis as real
it's like he don't see gruesome death
like a dog don't see the future,
tells me to fuck off & eat shit
which brings a cheshire smile to my face
& the feel of my blade in my back pocket

some
by moe

fucks
in this underground shit
are so much more insane than i,
a comforting perspective
to write thru, that my
shit's
more stable
more packed
than psycho beams come tumbling
down over the very heads of
these strange cunts
these psychotic typists
who hate sanity
like regular
words ain't
enough for a state of terror

some
by moe

shit-head writes
to ask why
i work in FACTORIES
in an obviously unbearable
environment
why don't i try
teaching in a university?
i envision
the girls
ah
if only i
was smart enough
i cld be
sniffing student seats
seduce some
freshman pussy shit man
i guess i fucked up, cuntface

she
by moe

tells me she has her hand
down under the blanket & her jeans
are unzipped & she's fingering
her pussy as we talk across the
darklit room i say i don't believe you
she asks wanta sniff?offering her hand out
i stride over, smell pure fresh pussy
on her fingers-tips, lick, she'
hiked her sweater up & mammoth tits
heave      she spreads her wet fingers
across both huge nipples & i go down
to slurp & suck, tongue & lather,
whispering in my hair she asks
are you gonna write a poem about this?

i
by moe

think you're a
perverse motherfucker
he whines
swerving his car hard
around a cement pillar
60 miles an hour
in the guts of the city
& this was my fate,
pure & simple,
to die with this
psycho asshole
editor at the wheel
in this chicago slum
where nothing
feels right
or as right as
blessed morphine
& the taste of
marijuana cunt
& her mouth,
the girl this editor
hates,
gobbling on my cock
like a hungry humming
cannibal
she wanted to
eat my historical cum

she
by moe

is wearing a sheer flowery
grandma dress
nothing underneath
i'm just in khaki shorts
no underwear either
& hugging her fully
i feel my sausage fatten
she likes my poetry
she must feel it too
at the bottom of her belly
she's moistening
a mist spreads
between her legs
curling up from her
bare feet
smells like
troubled nectar
poisoned honey
& i'm just too fearful
of aids
to eat her out
but she does not mind
swallowing my seeds
as i finger-fuck
her vast swamp in the kitchen

larry
by moe

see this hair in my hand?
clump of elephantine pubic bush,
right?      is that a bald cunt i see
on the top of yr head?      can i
fist-fuck it?

curly
by moe

ummme, you betta watch
dat rancid farting you
fat pig pussy-ass faggot
or i'll fuck more
shit outta you than you even
got in that fat gut
i ain't laughing
i'll jab yr eyes
with more than fingers
you fat fuckhead
now suck it nice
wake up & go to sleep & swallow

she
by moe

sits
naked
already fucked
& leaking my
sperm
on
top
of a
cream-pie
squatting
so low
i gotta
chuckle
shit baby
i exclaim
what's that
FEEL like
she
all girlish
sheepishly
grins
you'll
have to
taste it
ok
o
my
happy
sloppy
face